According to Bible.org, British children gave the following answers to a Bible knowledge quiz:
* Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.
* The fifth commandment is Humor thy father and mother.
* Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night.
* When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.
* Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.
* Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
* The Pope lives in a vacuum.
* Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.
* The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.
* Iran is the Bible of Moslems.
* A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.
* The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned.
* The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
* It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible.